Normally I’d post my December “failures” today, but they’re not ready yet (it takes a surprisingly long time to write that column, you know), so I thought I’d crack on with my 2023 reviews instead.
According to my WordPress stats page, I published just 38 posts during 2023. In some respects, I’m surprised it’s so many, considering for most of the year each month consisted of just my monthly review and my list of failures.
Because I knew there were so few posts to work with, I considered not bothering with this post this year. I only started it (seven years ago) because 2016’s #1 baffled me so much. It’s part of the furniture now, but I’m always trying to question ‘the furniture’ so things don’t become staid for the sake of it (becoming staid because of the quality of my writing or whatever, that’s fiiiine).
In the end, I decided to stick with it (you probably guessed that, given that you’re reading it). Not because the results are anything special or interesting, but because… well, they’re not terribly uninteresting, as these things go. If nothing else, I had the idea to add the year’s most-read post overall to the below graph (in purple), for a sense of scale. That post is from just last year, my summation of the 2022 edition of Sight & Sound’s The 100 Greatest Films of All Time. It’s followed in the chart by a bunch of old TV columns, plus my post on the 2012 Sight & Sound list, before you finally find 2023’s #1 post at #14 overall. The other four are so far down the list, I couldn’t be bothered to count that far.

As for what those posts actually were…
My Top 5 Most-Viewed New Posts in 2023
5) Blindspot 2023
In the absence of actual film reviews, other posts have been able to sneak into this list — an unusual occurrence. Although, there were reviews published in 2023 that didn’t make this list, so… Perhaps it’s because of name recognition, perhaps it’s just a random fluke, but Blindspot beats out the similarly-themed “What Do You Mean You Haven’t Seen…?” by two spots (i.e. WDYMYHS came 7th).
4) Silent Shorts Summary
Shorts don’t normally get a look in here either, but reviews are reviews, I guess. This roundup covered eight shorts made between 1900 and 1926, including the first-ever Sherlock Holmes “film”, the first adaptation of Frankenstein, some Georges Méliès trick photography, and a dancing pig. A really, really freaky dancing pig.
3) Archive 5, Vol.6
Remember Archive 5? It was supposed to be a regular feature, but in the last two years I’ve only managed six of them. This one — 2023’s only addition to the strand — featured reviews of 7500, Carefree, The Lie, Paris When It Sizzles, and The Rhythm Section.
2) The All-New 100 Films in a Year Challenge, Mk.II
The post in which I outlined the categories and rules of my Challenge for 2023. Considering this is linked to in all my monthly updates, plus on my Challenge Tracker page, it feels like it shouldn’t come as a surprise to see it being much visited. Well, “much” is a relative term: it came 84th overall, below even the same post about 2022 (who was so interested in 2022 during 2023?! He says, as he begins 2024 with a bunch of posts about 2023…)
1) 2023 | Weeks 3–4
Far and away my most-viewed new post of the year (something I could also say last year — is there always one “break out hit”? I can’t be bothered to go back to find out, to be honest). Feel free to guess which of the five included reviews was the culprit: 1926’s The Magician, 2022’s Glass Onion, Oscar-nominated short My Year of Dicks, then-recent release Shotgun Wedding, or The Banshees of Inisherin, another Oscar nominee. Maybe it was just that particular combination.