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July’s Failures

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Typically this column begins with the month’s biggest cinema releases — and, this particular month, we’ve seen some of the biggest of the entire year. But, as any of my Twitter X followers may’ve seen — not to mention readers of yesterday’s monthly review — I actually went to the cinema this month, and so I’m going to begin with… some of the month’s biggest cinema releases, because I didn’t see all of them.

Indeed, I didn’t see the biggest of all, Greta Gerwig’s Barbie. I considered doing the “Barbenheimer” double-bill — or even spreading it across a couple of days — but, honestly, the cinema ain’t cheap, and Barbie was pretty fully booked. I’m not forking out £12.50 for subpar seats. Also, going to see Barbie as a single mid-30s bloke… I dunno, thought it might look a bit weird… But of course I’ll catch it on streaming (or, if it lingers in cinemas, as it looks it might, maybe I’ll catch it at a quieter screening eventually).

Aside from that (and the films I did see), there’s been a surprisingly strong showing for Pixar’s latest, Elemental. A Pixar film being a box office hit wouldn’t have been a shocker not so long ago, but Disney have done such a good job of training audiences to just wait for the Disney+ debut, it has been a bit of a surprise; especially as the trailers made Elemental look a bit, well, rubbish. I’m afraid the training has worked on me, though, as this is one I’ll wait for. (In fairness, I think the only Pixar films I’ve ever seen on the big screen are three of the four Toy Storys and WALL-E.) I believe horror Insidious: The Red Door also did well, as horror movies are wont to do — they don’t cost much to make and always have a ready fanbase. I think that’s the fifth in the series, of which I’ve seen none, so I won’t be racing to catch the new one. Also debuting right at the end of the month was the seventh theatrical Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem. Apparently it’s rather good. I’m sure I’ll watch it someday.

With so many big-name titles tempting people out of their homes, it seems like streamers decided not to really bother this month. I mean, the best Amazon Prime Video had to offer was Prisoner’s Daughter, a film that premiered at TIFF almost a whole year ago, and — despite the relative star power of actors Brian Cox and Kate Beckinsale, and director Catherine Hardwicke — seems to have mostly poor reviews (43% on Rotten Tomatoes. Not that I like to rely on RT, but it’s an indicator, isn’t it?) I certainly didn’t bother adding it to my watchlist. Over on Netflix, there was the even-more-poorly-received crime comedy The Out-Laws (20% on RT), starring Pierce “I’ll agree to anything at this point” Brosnan and… some guy from Pitch Perfect, I think? Also They Cloned Tyrone, which has gone down considerably better (94% on RT, plus a 100% audience score), but has been overshadowed by debuting at the same time as so many headline-worthy theatrical bows. Oh, and Apple TV+ had The Beanie Bubble, which, for some reason, I just can’t muster any ounce of care about. I can’t even be bothered to look it up on Rotten Tomatoes. (Oh, alright, now I have — it’s got 51%.)

Noteworthy catalogue titles were thin on the ground, too. Netflix offered How to Blow Up a Pipeline, which looks interesting, and they tried to sell me on Hidden Strike, an actioner starring Jackie Chan and John Cena that I’d never heard of, despite it supposedly coming out back in 2021. Well, it’s certainly… something I might bung on some day if I’m feeling undemanding. Other than that, there was Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, primarily of note to me because it reminded me I imported the 3D Blu-ray from Australia and never got round to watching it; and, relatedly, Venom: Let There Be Carnage, which I also bought on disc (4K this time) and haven’t watched yet. Plus, Paycheck, the John Woo sci-fi-actioner starring Ben Affleck and Uma Thurman based on a Philip K Dick story, which I’ve ignored for 20 years because it was meant to be shit. But John Woo + Philip K Dick? Maybe the time has come to give it a chance…

The thing I found most noteworthy on Disney+ is that they’ve continued to remove titles, including kid-friendly sci-fi adventure Crater, something like only six weeks after it premiered. Naturally, I’ve now pirated it. Over on MUBI, there’s a rare chance to see one of the films that I’ve still not seen (because it’s rarely available) from my 2007 “50 Unseen” list, Bob Dylan biopic I’m Not There. Meanwhile, Amazon Prime added a bunch of stuff that has either filled out my watchlist or reminded me I own a disc I should’ve watched by now, but nothing that really merits particular comment… except perhaps The Condemned, the WWE-produced riff on Battle Royale, which I enjoyed so much when I first watched it (13 years ago) that I bought the Blu-ray; but I’ve never got round to revisiting it and, seeing it added to Prime, I realised I no longer feel any strong need to… other than that I paid for the disc so damn well ought to watch it. Well, maybe I really should — maybe it’ll surprise me as much on a rewatch as it did first time round.

More worthy of note from Amazon was their Prime Day sale, which saw a bunch of recent (and older) movies offered for rental at cut prices — and so, I actually rented a movie for the first time in ages. I used to do it all the time, partly because Amazon used to hand out a steady stream of £1 vouchers that I could use on them; but also because it was a relatively cost-effective way to watch a new film between its disc release and subscription-streaming debut. Now, all those windows are shortened and streaming subscriptions cost more than ever, so paying to rent seems less pressing. Not to mention that I’m failing to keep up with stuff I’m prepared to buy on disc, so of course I’m not paying extra to spend time on stuff I’m not prepared to buy outright. Anyway, the films that tempted me to part with my hard-earned £1.99-each were Tár, Cocaine Bear, and 65. They all expire in the next couple of weeks, so should (hopefully) definitely feature in August’s viewing. Films also in the offer that I considered but ultimately didn’t go for included Plane, The Quiet Girl, Michael Flatley’s Blackbird (it’s meant to be 100% awful, but the temptation to see how bad is strong), How to Blow Up a Pipeline (fortunately I spotted its (at the time, forthcoming) Netflix availability), Magic Mike’s Last Dance (but I’ve still not seen the first two), and, of course, a bunch of stuff I already own on disc but haven’t watched yet. Tsk.

Talking of “stuff I already own on disc but haven’t watched yet”, we reach that inevitable stage of this column. My “most unwatched” thing this month was Arrow’s 4K UHD release of Bruce Lee at Golden Harvest. I say “most unwatched” because this is a collection of films I’ve owned on DVD (in a box set from Hong Kong Legends), Blu-ray (in the Criterion set released a couple of years ago), and now on 4K, and I’ve not actually seen any of them. More fool me, really, both for not having seen such renowned action classics, and for forking out for them so many times over. (In fairness, when I bought the Criterion set I had no idea such a release from Arrow would be forthcoming, and it’s far from the only thing I’ve upgraded from DVD to HD sight-unseen. That said, I could’ve just not bought the Arrow set… but it’s so thorough (in terms of alternate cuts and special features), and so nicely presented, that I couldn’t resist.)

Those weren’t the only 4K upgrades from Arrow, though, as I finally caved and bought their 4K editions of Dario Argento’s The Bird with the Crystal Plumage and The Cat o’ Nine Tails. Both have lingered in sales almost since they were released — I think Arrow put out the 4K editions too soon after the regular BDs, and didn’t add anything new beyond the higher-res film transfer; and as the 2K discs had used the same restorations (I believe), there was even less reason to upgrade. Indeed, I’d been planning not to myself, but the combination of sale pricing and having a full set of Arrow’s Argento releases in 4K swayed me.

My only other 4K acquisition this month was also my only brand-new title, Scream VI. Having enjoyed Scream (i.e. the one they should’ve called 5cream), I’m quite looking forward to that. I’m even more looking forward to Dungeons & Dragons: Honour Among Thieves (the trailer was fun and reviews & audience reactions sounded positive), and it came to disc here on the 31st, but as my copy only turned up today, it’s not really a failure for July. (What are the odds I don’t get round to it before September and so it is a failure next month? Time will tell.)

Of course, there were plenty of new releases of older titles to fill my ever-decreasing shelf space. (That’s a joke — my shelf space is long gone; newer purchases go on piles of piles.) Those really split down to two labels: Radiance, who released their first box set, Cosa Nostra, featuring a trio of Italian crime films directed by Damiano Damiani and starring Franco Nero; plus François Truffaut’s The Bride Wore Black and Kinji Fukasaku’s Yakuza Graveyard. (The latter two actually came out back in May, but I’d ordered them with the box set for postage reasons so had to wait ’til June — which was fine, because obviously I don’t actually get round to watching this stuff.) The other label were Eureka (of course it was), who released live-action manga adaptation Golgo 13 and crime two-parter Rich and Famous / Tragic Hero.

These are all titles that sound great and exciting to me, as with most of my purchases every month, but will that actually translate into viewings? I think we all know the answer to that.

The Cinematic Monthly Review of July 2023

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For a self-avowed film fan and film blogger, I don’t get to the cinema all that much. From the 16 completed years of this blog (2007–2022), only three have a number of cinema visits in double figures, and only two of those exceed a once-per-month average. Long-time readers may remember that I didn’t go at all in 2013 or 2014.

In that respect, 2020 was shaping up nicely — I’d been four times by the end of February, and if I’d continued at that kind of rate it would’ve been a personal record-breaker — and then the pandemic happened. I was lured back late in 2021 for Bond and then Dune, but then another lull kicked in: for one reason or another, I didn’t make it out to anything else for almost two years, until this very month.

And then, a few days later, I went again.

And the week after that, I went again.

I didn’t do Barbenheimer, though.

So I’ve already beaten 2022 (zero) and 2021 (two), and just one more trip will equal 2020 (four). (Now, if only I’d done Barbenheimer…) I can’t see myself going often enough across the rest of the year to reach the giddy heights of 2019 (which holds the record for my blogging era, on 19. Somewhat ironically, I went to the cinema a lot more often in the early/mid ’00s, just before I started this blog. If I’d been doing this in 2005 and 2006, those years would likely be stuffed to the gills with cinema trips. Or maybe I didn’t go quite as often as I thought and having historical stats would reveal that? I guess we’ll never know… unless I went back through the films released in those years and I worked out how many I saw on the big screen. Sounds like a lot of effort. But now that I’ve thought of it…)

Anyway, hurrah for my return to the cinema! It’s quite good, isn’t it?



This month’s viewing towards my yearly challenge

#47 Roald Dahl’s Matilda the Musical (2022) — Failure #7
#48 John Wick: Chapter 4 (2023) — New Film #6
#49 Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023) — New Film #7
#50 Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One (2023) — Wildcard #4
#51 Santo vs. Infernal Men (1961) — Series Progression #9
#52 Oppenheimer (2023) — Wildcard #5
#53 Living (2022) — Wildcard #6
#54 Night and the City (1950) — WDYMYHS #5
#55 The Asphalt Jungle (1950) — WDYMYHS #6
#56 Sweet Smell of Success (1957) — WDYMYHS #7
#57 Beau Travail (1999) — Blindspot #7
#58 Black Dynamite (2009) — Rewatch #7


  • I watched 14 feature films I’d never seen before in July.
  • As regular readers will know, I aim to achieve at least 10 first time watches every month, so hurrah — especially as that’s just the second time I’ve managed it in 2023, and only the third time in the last 12 months.
  • 11 of those films counted towards my 100 Films in a Year Challenge, along with one rewatch.
  • If you check out my Recently Watched page, you’ll see three rewatches scatted amongst this month’s first-time watches. Why didn’t the other two count? The other two were stumbled upon on TV and, in one respect or another, only half watched; and yet, that half was enough to feel like I’d seen them again… sort of. Not like a full rewatch, really (hence why I didn’t allow them to count), but enough of a refresher that, if I ever watch either of them again, I don’t expect it to feel like a “second watch”. (For more philosophical musings along these lines, check out my reviews of the pair on Letterboxd.)
  • More importantly from my Challenge, reaching #58 means I’m back on target. That’s after ending the last two months behind. And it’s actually nearly three months that I’ve been lagging: the last time I was on target was 7th May.
  • Part of that was achieved via the use of three Wildcards. I didn’t necessarily want to burn through my Wildcards in the middle of the year; but, equally, I don’t have to save them for the end. And as I seemed to be struggling to watch other Challenge-qualifying films, I need the numbers where I can get ’em.
  • Under the Challenge rules, I should count one New Film a month. This month, there are four. I didn’t log one in May, so that needed catching up; then there’s the one for June; and then two more as Wildcards. I didn’t watch that many brand-new films in the first half of the year (just enough to keep the category ticking over), so it’s kind of nice to feel so inundated. Also, I’ve got loads to catch up on!
  • This month’s Blindspot film was Claire Denis’s Beau Travail, keeping that category on track too.
  • This month’s WDYMYHS films were archetypal heist thriller The Asphalt Jungle, London-set Night and the City, and battling newspapermen in Sweet Smell of Success. And watching three here means this category is back on track too, as per the catchup for Blindspot I wrote about last month.
  • From last month’s “failures” I watched Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, John Wick: Chapter 4, Living, and Roald Dahl’s Matilda the Musical.



The 98th Monthly Arbitrary Awards

Favourite Film of the Month
If you’d asked me to predict this category before the month began, I’d’ve said M:I-7 was a strong frontrunner. But, while I did enjoy it a lot, I didn’t think it was good as the last two in the series (though I have a feeling I’m going to appreciate it more on a rewatch, divorced from all the expectation); plus, I happened to watch several other exceptionally great films this month, to the extent it was never really in contention here. Indeed, two other 2023 releases rose above it (namely, John Wick: Chapter 4 and Oppenheimer). In the end, I’m going to plump for an older film, because I greatly admired Jules Dassin’s British noir, Night and the City. (I have a sneaking suspicion those three films may end up getting rearranged somewhat by the time I get to my end-of-year best-of, but you never know. Only time will tell.)

Least Favourite Film of the Month
This is a little easier. Really speaking, it should be one of the two Santo films I watched this month. I kinda enjoyed them, but they’re not good, especially compared to everything else. That said, I did enjoy them, which isn’t necessarily true of Beau Travail. Saying Denis’s film is worse than any Santo flick would sound ridiculous to most cinephiles — objectively (in as much as art can be judged objectively), it’s a better film. But, while I did like or admire parts of it, it’s not really to my taste; and even though they’re trashy and poorly made, I ultimately got more enjoyment from the Santo films.

The Audience Award for Most-Viewed New Post of the Month
Here’s a date for your diary: August 22nd. That’s the six-month anniversary of the last film review posted here. I had the best of intentions this month — having seen the likes of Indy 5, M:I-7 and Oppenheimer at the cinema, I wanted to review them promptly — but… well, it didn’t happen, did it? And so, for the fifth month in a row, this award has just two posts to choose from; and, once again, neither performed spectacularly on the chart. That said, one did do notably better than the other. When I turned my “failures” section into a series of standalone posts (back in February 2022), they were initially much more popular than the monthly reviews they’d spun out of. At this point, the tables have quite firmly turned. Yes, the victor here is my June monthly review.


It’s the 200th month of 100 Films!

And it looks set to be a challenge to my Challenge — having just got back on track, I’ve now got a busy work and personal calendar that’s liable to get in the way of film watching. Oh no! Can I nonetheless make it to my August target of #66? Join me in 31 days to find out. (Ooh, such drama!)